
With the holiday season in full flight, we’ve been having a bit of fun looking at how English pops up in popular getaway spots. Let’s be honest: across much of Europe, English has become the unofficial “let’s meet in the middle” language. Whether you’re flicking through hotel info booklets, grabbing a tourist leaflet, or trying to decipher a menu, English is often the glue holding two non‑native speakers together.
And now that translation apps are everywhere, it’s easier than ever for people to whip up English content on the spot. Sometimes the results hit the nail on the head… and other times, well, they’re memorable for entirely different reasons. Word choice, word order, and context can leave the writer feeling metaphorically burned.
We’ve been shining a light on the good, the bad, and the gloriously baffling examples of holiday translations as part of our mission to champion quality language. One that genuinely made me laugh was: “Please leave your values at the front desk.” I’m fairly sure they meant valuables, but the message that came across was something else entirely. At another spot, a sign read: “In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel staff.” So close… yet not quite the reassuring guidance you’d hope for in an emergency.
Little gems like these are a valuable alert—pun absolutely intended—that correct word choice can take you from practicing to polished.
